Our beloved mini has been kidnapped. he has been taken and his kidnappers have threatened to use him for exam rituals if we(nux) do not release sili the pimp from the goat jail which she was sent to. Sili as you all might remember is the notorious goat that was found guilty of goat trafficking. This whole affair has left us at nux feeling helpless. We have called GPS ( Goat protection services) there is still no word on mini's whereabouts. IF you hear or see anything please please let us know. You can also contact GPS at 555-5630.
MINI we miss you and love you... We promise to find you no matter what.
Issued by the Nux staff
